i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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