She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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