Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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