I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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