Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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