This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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