I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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