I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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