It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
