Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
That's intense
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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