You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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