didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
