pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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