my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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