she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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