i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Randomize
