tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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