I'm going to jail i love you
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize