you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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