I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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