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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(850): View more from Florida

I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his

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(760): View more from California

searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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(307): View more from Wyoming

How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?

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(804): View more from Virginia

Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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(315): View more from New York

I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

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