he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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