I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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