Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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