I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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