The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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