I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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