what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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