There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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