i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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