i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I enjoy the company of your penis
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