I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
