she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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