In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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