belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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