I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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