that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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