I heard we made out
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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