so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
How's work?
Spinning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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