...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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