Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
DRUNK COOKIES
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