I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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