forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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