The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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