There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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