i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The adults are the big ones right?
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