is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
A bitchslap is in order.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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