i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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