I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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