Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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