how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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