i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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