It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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