Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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