Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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